What's that? Having a crappy Monday? How bout you pull out a 17 year old dress and try it on? Worked for me today! But man, I must've had to stuff the chest area mucho!Monday, November 30, 2009
Monday Nov 30, 2009
What's that? Having a crappy Monday? How bout you pull out a 17 year old dress and try it on? Worked for me today! But man, I must've had to stuff the chest area mucho!
Sunday Nov 29, 2009
Slept from 10:30am to 1:30pm. Rainy day. Shunned & shirked any major responsibilities at hand. Dvr'd Rambo, First Blood. Got hooked up to do a 12th Step phone call with a girl in another state. Found rice in my hair. Went to bed in clean sheets before midnight.
Saturday Nov 28, 2009
Saturday Nov 28, 2009 Daytime: Went to a guy friend's house to "watch football". Never got up the nerve to pull out the nail polish I brought and procede with manicure. Testosterone overexposure quickly counteracted with outside coffee with a girlfriend.
Saturday Nov 28, 2009 Early Evening: First trip to WalMarket for bread pudding ingredients results in one of the top 5 creepiest pick up lines ever. "What kind of bread are you looking for? Cause I got any kind of bread you need...at my house" Followed up with "You have pretty eyes" as I was already about 5 yards away. I can just imagine jars full of eyeballs at his house full of bread. Ugggghhhhh.
Saturday Nov 28, 2009 Later in the Evening: Second trip to WalMarket after mini-meltdown while assembling bread pudding. Seemingly caused by lack of foil in house, however I have a strong feeling there may have been more going on in my head. On way home with precious foil in hand receive invite to dinner at Village Inn. Sign me up. While being seated, host asks me if he'd just seen me at Walmart. As I turned to look at him, got gut feeling it was going to be the bread creep. Alas, no. Just some guy who had noticed me there. Much further down on the creep scale.
*Up all night with online bf :)
Saturday Nov 28, 2009 Early Evening: First trip to WalMarket for bread pudding ingredients results in one of the top 5 creepiest pick up lines ever. "What kind of bread are you looking for? Cause I got any kind of bread you need...at my house" Followed up with "You have pretty eyes" as I was already about 5 yards away. I can just imagine jars full of eyeballs at his house full of bread. Ugggghhhhh.
Saturday Nov 28, 2009 Later in the Evening: Second trip to WalMarket after mini-meltdown while assembling bread pudding. Seemingly caused by lack of foil in house, however I have a strong feeling there may have been more going on in my head. On way home with precious foil in hand receive invite to dinner at Village Inn. Sign me up. While being seated, host asks me if he'd just seen me at Walmart. As I turned to look at him, got gut feeling it was going to be the bread creep. Alas, no. Just some guy who had noticed me there. Much further down on the creep scale.
*Up all night with online bf :)
Weekly Catch Up
Tuesday Nov 17, 2009: Discovered Ben & Jerry's Limited Batch Gingersnaps Ice Cream. Entire pint finished in one sitting.
Sunday Nov 22, 2009: Almost drop roommate's birthday cake while walking it into the room where party was held. This was due to hearing she would be bringing her new suprise kitty home the next day. Somehow managed to start a very noticably shaky rendition of "Happy Birthday".
Thursday Nov 26, 2009: Bought Snuggies & frozen pizza at Walgreens to celebrate Thanksgiving. Most memorable one in years.
Friday Nov 27, 2009: Drop in visit from kinda sorta ex at 10am. Had time to brush teeth & put on pants. Evidently looked good enough for a quick morning makeout session, then sent him on his way so I could do some shopping at the Cross Dress for Less.
Sunday Nov 22, 2009: Almost drop roommate's birthday cake while walking it into the room where party was held. This was due to hearing she would be bringing her new suprise kitty home the next day. Somehow managed to start a very noticably shaky rendition of "Happy Birthday".
Thursday Nov 26, 2009: Bought Snuggies & frozen pizza at Walgreens to celebrate Thanksgiving. Most memorable one in years.
Friday Nov 27, 2009: Drop in visit from kinda sorta ex at 10am. Had time to brush teeth & put on pants. Evidently looked good enough for a quick morning makeout session, then sent him on his way so I could do some shopping at the Cross Dress for Less.
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